AIDS again [plot?!]

[sorcerer]

original AIDS thread, for confused people

So this is a plot about AIDS. Anyone with characters in our secret gossip conspiracy club can join or not as they like. But more is definitely better. Goes like this:

So there's this cat. His name is Omelet and he's pretty much the biggest homeless bum imaginable. "Loner" fails to describe this guy accurately. It's that bad.
Anyway, one day our boy Omelet finds these weeds. He eats a bunch of them, gets really high, tries to beat up some guy, and then passes out right in the middle of the street. It so happens that Rumor and probably his brother or somebody happens to be going down this same street. They of course find Omelet there all unconscious and drooling. Then Rumor gets a great idea to completely prank this guy.
He pretty much persuades the rest of AIDS to go along with it. Because it's Rumor.
For some retarded reason Rumor thinks that the best prank ever would be to take the homeless bum cat back to the castle, clean him up, feed him a whole bunch, and tell Omelet that he's really the leader of a pride of cats and has just been hallucinating that he was a loner for the last like four years. This pride being AIDS. And for some reason this works, probably because Omelet is definitely like nuts. Completely.
Anyway so for a while it's absolutely hilarious that they've persuaded some bum that he's the king of cats. Then they get another, better idea. They tell Omelet that a mysterious leader of a myserious pride just died, and that Omelet is actually the son of this leader. Therefore, he's obviously supposed to go take over this pride from the IMPOSTERS that have stolen his throne.
And of course Omelet just believes all this and goes off to do so. Because yeah. He's obviously related to a fucking lion.

So! Sor was figuring we could take this one from the top, this being an outline of what could happen. Or whatever. I just wanted to do stuff.
Anyway so anyone who's interested in this should post here I guess. Also someone could/should play Omelet. Should be easy. His entire bio is basically laid out right here. PSYCHE ACTUALLY KEAVY IS PLAYING HIM
Yeah so have at:

LIST:

Omelet: that guy
Rumor: leader of stuff. an things.
Panther: posse?

[Mika]

Panther's always up for pulling a prank someone

[keavy]

Sooo pumped for this!! Thanks for letting me grab Omelet. :D

[laurellaurel]

Prue's totally going to be around... doing stuff. Her and Rumor could totally find said cat in their thread? Or while burying bodies.

[Jay]

Sides can get in on this, and still not get in trouble, he's technically doing a favor for Iris.